I was… genuinely shocked to find that he even wore any in his character model…
The heart on the butt of it was definitely the critical blow.
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective
The ferret chapter alone would be a masterpiece
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid
Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
If it’s Sunday, you must reblog.
‘Tis Potterhead law.
Reblogging every Sunday to honor Richard Griffiths